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7 Stories

December 23, 2017 by cpgronlund 5 Comments

A red Christmas tree ornament - 7 StoriesA bit of a departure this holiday season: seven stories instead of one!
(Think of it as micro-fiction stocking stuffers.)

  1. “Not About Lumberjacks” – As it says in the name, this story is not about lumberjacks!
  2. “Be a Man” – Sometimes kids grow up faster than they should.
  3. “Fucking Asshole” – It’s a story about a guy named Fucking Asshole.
  4. “The Intersection” – Life in a tightly wound world…
  5. “Vlad Stovepipe” – Yeah, it’s about a vampire snowman!
  6. “Hardcore” – Tell this guy wrestling’s fake…
  7. “Another Christmas Eve” – A story about one family’s Christmas Eve tradition.

Content Advisory: “Be a Man”: Child abuse, mention of a dead dog (by gunshot), alcohol abuse, and murder. “Fucking Asshole”: Uhm…swearing! “The Intersection”: Anger, violence (shooting), and family loss of a child (shooting). “Vlad Stovepipe”: Cartoon violence. “Hardcore”: Swearing and violence. “Another Christmas Eve”: Divorce, violence (family fistfight), swearing, depression, loneliness.

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Credits:

Story and narration: Christopher Gronlund

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch (aka Poddington Bear)

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Filed Under: Episodes Tagged With: 7 Stories, Another Christmas Eve, Be a Man, Fucking Asshole, Hardcore, Humor, Literary, Lumberjacks, Not About Lumberjacks, Quirky, The Intersection, Vlad Stovepipe

Comments

  1. DJ says

    December 25, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    Ah, how I loved “Be a Man”. Justice is the sweetest emotion.

    Reply
    • cpgronlund says

      December 25, 2017 at 7:31 pm

      Thanks for listening, DJ. “Be a Man” is a bit of a brutal story. Sadly, the dog bit is based on the true story of someone I once knew. But, like you, that justice side of it is something I like as well.
      Also, glad you liked “Vlad Stovepipe,” too!

      Reply
  2. DJ says

    December 25, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    Vampire snowman. What great visuals!

    Reply

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