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The Darkest Day

December 22, 2019 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

It’s a blur, really — time seeming to expand and contract at the same time. Typical in many ways, especially this time of the year when people look back and then forward, wondering where the time went and what is to come in the new year.

Today is the darkest day of the year in the northern hemisphere: Winter Solstice. In honor, I released the third annual Christmas/Holiday episode, featuring two somber tales people already seem to love…and a ridiculous thing in the middle that’s cracking people up.

A strange thing about this year: it seems as long as today’s darkness. I cannot look back at 2019 and say, “Man, where did the time go?” because it seemed like a right and proper year for me. Sure, it had its ups and downs as all years do, but it’s a year mostly full of great memories.

I don’t know what 2020 holds for me. The novel I shared a bit of, here, in the past seems to be getting a bit of interest. I’m working on the next book while also working on more stories for Not About Lumberjacks.

And maybe that’s why this year hasn’t seemed too long or too short: it’s been a productive year with plenty of time spent being still, even during its hurried days.

Thank you for listening to Not About Lumberjacks. I hope you and yours are safe and sound as the light of a new year begins to emerge…

– Christopher

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Photo: Aditya Vyas

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Stepping Into a New Year

January 1, 2019 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Person running into sunlight cutting through the trees of a dense forest.

And just like that, another year is behind us.

I’ve seen the blog entries and chatting on social media that come with this time of the year, much of it being, “Where did 2018 go?”

For me, 2018 seemed like a very long year…

The Year that Was

2018 was the year a layoff at work put another technical writer’s job in my lap, on top of an already full time position. It was the year that saw a Not About Lumberjacks story selected for the HEAR Now Audio Fiction and Arts Festival. But the biggest thing to happen in 2018 was completing my novel, A Magic Life.

If you’re a regular listener, you know working on the novel often got in the way of monthly releases of the show. Thank you for bearing with my sporadic schedule. I can’t say it will never happen again, but at least into spring, I have stories lined up. And while I will soon be shopping A Magic Life around, there will be more time for short fiction in 2019.

Why I Do This

I started Not About Lumberjacks because — as my attention shifted to novels in recent years — I stopped writing short fiction.

When I decide to dedicate time to a novel, I give myself to something requiring more than I feel might be in me. I dedicate efforts toward something I hope has a balance of literary merit and commercial appeal. I write novels with the hope of publication.

With short fiction, I can do whatever I want. Most of the stories, here, are quirky in some way…even some of the more literary tales. I like intricate novels, but a short story can hinge on a single idea, or feel like a novel reduced to its essence.

Add to all that inviting friends to narrate the occasional story, and Not About Lumberjacks is a thing done simply because I love it.

I hope you love what I have in store for the coming year…

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Photo: Kiwihug

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Hiding Behind the HEAR Now Audio and Arts Festival

May 10, 2018 by cpgronlund 2 Comments

Official Selection - HEAR Now: The Audio Fiction and Arts Festival 2018"The HEAR Now Audio Fiction and Arts Festival is a neat thing: a festival in the middle of the country dedicated to audio storytelling (and the people making the tales). It’s a reminder that before television, people gathered around radios to hear serialized stories. Even when television became king (and the Internet), large groups of people never gave up listening to stories. (One look at BBC Radio schedules over the years is a good reminder that for many, audio stories are still akin to movies.)

Official Selection

I’m happy to announce that “The Hidebehind” is an official listening selection for this year’s festival.

“The Hidebehind” is the first horror story I’ve written in decades. It is the first story I ever submitted to an audio festival. I think that’s neat because…

The first story I ever submitted for publication in my early 20s was a horror story accepted in an anthology.

(Perhaps I should set literary aspirations aside for things more creepy…)

Unfortunately…

Unfortunately, because of some upcoming [routine] medical things and some day-job instability (waves of layoffs — I’m safe so far), I’m not going to be in attendance. It’s a shame because there are people in the area I’d love to see. (I spent many summers — and my sixth grade year — in the area.)

Still…

It’s an honor to have a story selected, and I hope things are a bit less hectic next year when the festival rolls around.

Trail cutting through pine tree forest.

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A Stay-At-Home Retreat

March 29, 2018 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

River stonesI recently wrote about the upcoming writing retreat.

Unfortunately, it was canceled yesterday. (My friend has a minor-ish medical thing going on.)

He will be all right, but…he’s been told to not stray too far from an emergency room. A scheduled procedure in April should go as as planned, but in the event a large kidney stone decides to beat the doctor’s in a race, being deep in the woods of East Texas is not the place to be.

The good thing is this will soon be a thing of the past — and it’s not like Texas state parks are going anywhere.

Change of Plans

While I won’t be heading into the Piney Woods this weekend, I’m keeping my days off and turning it into a retreat at home.

I will get up early and write. If trails dry out, my wife and I will hike; if not, our canoe handles wet weather rather well. Instead of sitting around the campfire talking about writing and other things, I’ll work on songs on my new mandolin with my wife in the evenings.

The weekend will still be great…and sometime later this spring, summer, or maybe even autumn, my friend and I will spend a long weekend in the Piney Woods of East Texas for our sixth year of the writing retreat.

 

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In Two Weeks

March 21, 2018 by cpgronlund 2 Comments

Cabin at Daingerfield State ParkThe second day of spring has me thinking about this day in two weeks.

On this day in two weeks, the annual writing retreat I do with a friend will be over.

It might be strange to write about that rather than the excitement of an upcoming thing I look forward to. Why not write about all I’ll do in that long weekend in an East Texas cabin?

Each Spring…

I’ve written before about how September is my writing new year. While that’s true, the annual writing retreat is a reminder of how much (or how little) I’ve done since the last one.

This year finds me close to a readable draft of the novel I’ve been working on for too long.

I’m not one to kick myself — life often gets in the way of things, and when an illness or need to put more into the day job rolls around, those are the things you deal with before writing. (Not that the writing ever stops entirely, though.)

I look forward to this writing retreat being behind me because it will be the last retreat that sees me working on finishing this particular book!

Two Weeks From Today

I’ve run one 5K in my life — with one of my best friends. There was a point on a hill when I thought about scrapping my plan to run the entire way and walk…but my friend chatted as we climbed the hill and took my mind off thinking about slowing down.

The finish line was shortly after the other side of the hill. As we neared the finish, my friend said something to the effect of, “Okay, let’s pick it up so we cross the finish line strong.”

I will soon be in a cabin in East Texas with another great friend…and when that weekend is over, it will be time to pick up the pace and finish another thing strong…

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Something in the Air

September 22, 2017 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

A leaf-covered trail through the misty woodsIt is officially autumn, fall, whatever you call it in your part of the world. For pagan friends, it’s Mabon on top of other things, so eat well tonight.

For me, it is the second wind of September. September 1 is kind of like my writing new year. And then comes the autumnal equinox, the official start of my favorite season — even though it will be in the 90s in north Texas.

I like the image above because it’s what I love about autumn: it is quiet and often a bit obscured. It’s a time when my mind craves [even more] silence, and deliberate slowness seems to take over — even though it’s also the beginning of the more active part of the year for me. (I hate being outside in the summer…give me fall, winter, and early spring year-round!)

Obviously, I’m back to recording stories…the next one being a much happier story dealing with a bully than last year’s bully story.

And now, a return to the silence of a darker morning. Much like the trail above, there’s a path to finish walking with a bigger writing project and plenty more shorter trails to be walked.

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Sharpening the Edge

June 14, 2017 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Sharpening stone and ax bladeIt’s been a bit quiet out here in the forest. The change in schedule has meant I’ve not been updating monthly…or even every other month. But deep in the timber, things are moving.

While I have stories I can fall back on at any time, I have a small pile of new stories in progress. (I even have an audio drama idea knocking around in my head.) Progress on this draft of the novel is showing some light at the far end of things. I’m typically most productive in the fall and winter, but it feels like the log jam is about to break open this summer.

I’ve always been a confident writer, but Not about Lumberjacks has made me a sharper writer. I miss regular updates.

Despite the Texas heat preparing for battle, I look forward to the coming months.

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A Year Without Lumberjacks

November 17, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Trail Through Forest - "Year One. No Lumberjacks Here..."One year ago today, I posted “Gutterball” on this site.

This weekend, I will post the 14th short story, here — a new story entitled “The Art of the Lumberjack.”

I planned to write only a couple new stories in the first year of Not about Lumberjacks, but I ended up writing more. The list:

  • “Horus” – A writer’s assistant seems to find the perfect job, until she gets more than she bargained for with an African grey parrot named Horus. (A fan fave!)
  • “The Other Side” – A recently divorced, unemployed man breaks into his childhood home to see if a magic portal to another realm in his closet is still there.
  • “Standstill” – At 18, Maddy’s grandfather gave her a pocket watch that does more than just tell time. 18 years later, she finally uses it, getting much more than she bargained for.
  • “Purvis” – In 1984, a Dungeon Master struggles with keeping the few friendships he has together, all while dealing with a vicious bully. (My personal favorite!)
  • “Strange Audio” – A genuine audio drama in which a podcaster hears strange voices while editing a show.
  • “The Art of the Lumberjack” – A workaholic finds something in a book left to him by his deceased father that changes his life forever.

One can argue that “Pride of the Red Card” was also new — it’s a mostly fictional monologue based on a couple essays.

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I started Not about Lumberjacks because I’d drifted away from short fiction. Last year, I wrote more short fiction than planned because I left myself no other option.

I knew by starting this show that I’d have to do the work. So…

Thank you to everyone who’s listened to or shared the show with others. It’s not uncommon to put 20-40 hours into an episode, so it means so much to me that people enjoy what I’m doing.

Here’s to another year!

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Why I Love Short Stories

October 11, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Short tree stumpIt should be more than clear with Not about Lumberjacks that I’m a big fan of short stories. I started the show almost a year ago to force me to return to writing short stories. What you may not know is that short stories were my way into more serious fiction.

As a kid, I read Ray Bradbury’s collection, The Golden Apples of the Sun and devoured Stephen King’s short stories. But it was The Stories of John Cheever that was my first exposure to literary fiction. So I enjoyed reading Junot Diaz’s introduction to The Best American Short Stories 2016.

Some gems from the piece, but really…read it yourself:

I love the form’s spooky effects, how in contradistinction to the novel, which gains its majesty from its expansiveness, from its size, the short story’s colossal power extends from its brevity and restraint.

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This is a form that is unforgiving as fuck, and demands from its acolytes unnerving levels of exactitude. A novel, after all, can absorb a whole lot of slackness and slapdash and still kick massive ass, but a short story can unravel over a pair of injudicious sentences. And while novels can dawdle for chapters before sparking into brilliance, the short story needs to be about its business from its opening line.

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To me this form captures better than any other what it is to be human—the brevity of our moments, the cruel irrevocability when those times places and people we hold the most dear slip through our fingers.

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It dawned on me finally that this was no intermediate form, a step en route to the novel, but an extraordinary tradition in its own right, not easily mastered but rich in rewards.

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Those rewards are wonderful. I have experienced more pride and received more praise from stories sometimes written in a matter of days than I have from novels that took me years to write. You might be quick to think that exuberance comes from being able to read (or listen to) a story in a sitting; whereas a novel requires more time and attention. But I don’t think it’s necessarily that…although time is a factor. Short stories hit on something visceral in an instant, while novels require time. Obviously, one is not better than the other, and the rules that bind them become a bit flexible once mastered. Still, you can get away with certain things in short fiction that you often cannot in novels.

One person who loved “Horus” said, were it a novel, that they would have wanted a detailed explanation of how a parrot can talk like a human and live for centuries. There is a built-in willing suspension of disbelief in the short story, though, and “Horus” is a story that made more than a few hardened individuals cry because they quickly accepted the premise. Perhaps at novel length it would have the same effect, but we are a society that looks for cracks. Novels are more of an investment, and if a person invests days with a story (rather than minutes or hours), they often want a bit more explanation than they are willing to accept as part of the form in a short story.

None of this is to say that writing short stories is easier than writing novels. Many writers fear short stories because, while they allow for a certain bit of misdirection, they are everything laid open for all to see. There’s no room for pages of beautiful prose just for the sake of beautiful prose. Not that brevity is the main strength of a short story, but one must get to the point a bit quicker when writing short fiction. And because of that, it’s like performing a difficult, exposed routine on a high wire.

Novels cover the ground, with roots running deep into everything — a solid mass of a thing that seems immovable when done well. But a short story is not anchored in the same manner, even though — when done well — they can carry just as much weight.

It’s not easy to do, but it’s definitely worth the pursuit!

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These Are NOT Lumberjacks

August 29, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

That is NOT a Finnish Lumberjack!I would never share a video about lumberjacks. In fact, this entire website is the antithesis of all things lumberjack.

So…

Behold, the art of Finnish log paddling.

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