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Calling Out of Time

August 2, 2021 by cpgronlund 9 Comments

A glowing phone booth on a city side street at night.

Text: Calling Out of Time
Written and Narrated By: Christopher Gronlund

What would you do if you could call back in time and leave a message to your younger self?

When Amir discovers a phone booth that seems to magically appear on the corner in his neighborhood, he does everything he can to change the worst thing that ever happened to him and his family…

Also, I mentioned that I’d leave a link to Jennifer Moss’s novel, TOWN RED. Here it is!

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Credits:

Music: Theme – Ergo Phizmiz. Story – Gabriel Lewis, licensed from Epidemic Sound.

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund.

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Behind the Cut – A Deathly Mistake

July 9, 2021 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

“A Deathly Mistake” ended up becoming one of my favorite episodes of Not About Lumberjacks.

In this behind-the-scenes look, I discuss how it was a bit of a departure from other stories I’ve written for the show. I also talk about fears faced in recording “A Deathly Mistake”…and close with a request to everyone who listens.

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A Deathly Mistake

June 23, 2021 by cpgronlund 6 Comments

IMAGE: Death with his head in his hands. A word balloon reads, "Whoops!"

TEXT: A Deathly Mistake
Written and Narrated by: Christopher Gronlund

When Death mistakenly harvests the soul of the wrong John Smith, John’s life–and After Life–are forever changed.

Also, I mentioned that I’d leave a link to Jennifer Moss’s mighty novel, Town Red. Here it is!

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Credits:

Music: Theme – Ergo Phizmiz. Story/Bloopers – Jerry Lacey (Story) and Timothy Lewis (Bloopers), licensed from Epidemic Sound.

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund.

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An Update

May 18, 2021 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

A manual typewriter with a piece of paper inserted and ready for words.

Text on page: Update.

In this long overdue update, I talk about the next Not About Lumberjacks story, a change in the way I look at commercial intent with writing, and mulling over Patreon options…

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New Year’s Eve 2020

January 1, 2021 by cpgronlund 3 Comments

At 6:45 on this New Year’s Eve, I thought, “Well, Cynthia has shuffled off to bed, and I want to stay up a little longer, so…I should go sit down in front of the microphone and record some thoughts with no idea about what to say…”

(Yes, we go to bed early…even on New Year’s Eve.)

This is what came out: some reflections on the year that was…and what lies ahead…

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Behind the Cut – Christmas Miscellany 4

December 29, 2020 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

This year’s annual Christmas episode was anchored by a story based on real life. But what is “real life” when it comes to stories — even those claiming to be true? I discuss how fiction and truth have a way of coming together to create even greater truths in the process of their mingling.

Also, I chat a bit about 2021 plans for Not About Lumberjacks…

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Christmas Miscellany 4

December 15, 2020 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

For the fourth year in a row, it’s a handful of stories (five, in fact) to make your holidays merry and bright! This year’s lineup:

Tracks – A tale of drifting teenage friendship.

Homecoming – Callan returns home for his annual visit with his father.

The Last Wish – If a genie grants you three wishes, and the first two don’t work out as planned, what should you do with the third?

Monkey-Wrenching Suburbia – A story about misplaced teen angst in 80s suburbia.

Christmas in Kansas – Most people reach an age when they recognize their parents’ flaws. Is it a gift, or a curse?

Blooper Reel – Yep, you read that right! Stick around until the very end for a gift many have requested.

Content Advisory: Some swearing, family loss, alcohol consumption, vandalism, divorce, and minor gore.

Also, I mentioned that I’d leave a link to Jennifer Moss’s novel, TOWN RED. Here it is!

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Credits:

Music: Theme – Ergo Phizmiz. Story – Johannes Bornlöf, licensed through Epidemic Sound.

Stories: Christopher Gronlund.

Narration: Christopher Gronlund.

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Behind the Cut – Geocached

November 29, 2020 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

In honor of five years of Not About Lumberjacks, this behind-the-scenes look is not the usual commentary about the latest episode. If you want to know how “Geocached” came to be, here’s the quick version:

My wife and I love hiking, but we’ve never gotten into geocaching. Still, it’s never lost on me the things we likely pass on our hikes. I jotted down a simple story idea in the file where I keep thoughts about future episodes:

A hobbyist begins finding strange items in geocaches.

The story was initially going to be part of the annual Christmas episode full of micro-fiction, but when I saw there was more to the story, I decided to make it this year’s anniversary issue. (With the 2020 election still lingering almost a month later, no one needed the humorous story about an election I planned to write anyway…)

Now you know!

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So, what is this episode of Behind the Cut about then?

It’s a Q&A from listeners of the show; specifically, these questions:

  • How did I come up with the name for the show?
  • How do I make and find sound effects…and know where to place them?
  • How do I plan to better promote Not About Lumberjacks in 2021?
  • What does my editing process look like?
  • How long does it take to produce an episode?
  • What fiction podcasts do I enjoy listening to…and what novels do I like reading?
  • Is it easier to do solo episodes or have guest narrators?

It was fun answering these questions — thank you to everyone who asked!

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If you’ve listened from the start, thank you for five years of caring about what I write.

If you’re new to the show, check out The Quick List for summaries of all the stories on the site.

I’m not about to run out of story ideas, so as long as there’s time, I plan to write, record, and release stories for years to come…

– Christopher

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Geocached

November 12, 2020 by cpgronlund 3 Comments

When Wayne finds strange items in geocaches along the old lumber roads of northern Minnesota, he becomes obsessed with discovering who’s leaving the items behind. What he finds changes his life forever…

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Credits:

Music: Theme – Ergo Phizmiz. Story – Headlund, licensed from Epidemic Sound.

Photo: Cache Mania.

Story: Christopher Gronlund.

Narration: Jesse Harley.

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Behind the Cut – The Cold of Summer

November 3, 2020 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Until the last minute, I didn’t like the latest story for Not About Lumberjacks. In this behind-the-scenes look at the episode, I discuss what was wrong, how I fixed things, and what I realized along the way…

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