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Behind the Cut – Enemy Wanted

March 9, 2025 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Left side: a Cross section of a cut tree with a grassy background. Text reads: Behind the Cut. The Not About Lumberjacks Companion.

Photo of a piece of paper taped to a telephone pole with blue tape. Text reads: ENEMY WANTED. 123-555-1212. To the left, the wires from the pole continue to another. Behind that, a bit of a highway overpass. To the right, grass, a wooden fence, a free behind that, and apartments. Text reads: Enemy Wanted. Commentary by: Christopher Gronlund.

In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, “Enemy Wanted,” I talk about the first writing I was ever paid to do, collaboration, and how I’m lucky to have support from creative friends I’ve known for decades.

As always, this commentary contains spoilers from the latest episode, so you might want to listen to that first.

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Behind the Cut – Mudlarking

June 23, 2024 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Left side of Image: A cross-cut of a tree stump looking down with green grass beneath it. Text reads: Behind the Cut - The Not About Lumberjacks Companion.

Right side of the Image: A muddy riverbank at low tide. Text: Mudlarking. Commentary by: Christopher Gronlund.

In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, “Mudlarking,” I talk about a recent urge to keep telling more “serious” stories…and why I chose to write something a bit more adventurous [even ridiculous] instead.

As always, this commentary contains spoilers from the latest story, so you might want to listen to that first.

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Behind the Cut – Rockbiters

March 19, 2023 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Left side of Image: A cross-section of a tree stump against a green grass background. The Old Not About Lumberjacks logo is in the middle. Text reads: "Behind the Cut - The Not About Lumberjacks Companion."

Right side of image. White text on the close-up of an asteroid. Text reads: "Rockbiters. Commentary by Christopher Gronlund."

In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, I talk about how I’m normally not the biggest fan of worldbuilding in fiction, but recognize when it’s necessary. (And not just because “Rockbiters” required some up-front worldbuilding!)

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Behind the Cut – Tin-Hearted Man

December 10, 2022 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Left Side of Image: A cut tree stump from above on green grass. Text reads: "Behind the Cut - The Not About Lumberjacks Companion. Right Side of Image: An axe on a cut tree stump from above. Text reads: "Tin-Hearted Man - Commentary by: Christopher Gronlund."


In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, I talk about why almost half of all tales, here, feature violence to some degree…

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Behind the Cut – In the Margins

October 9, 2022 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Left Side of Image: A cross section of a felled tree trunk on grass. Text reads: "Behind the Cut - The Not About Lumberjacks Companion."

Right side of Image: A secret passage is revealed behind a wall of bookcases full of collectible books. Text Reads: "In the Margins. Commentary by: Christopher Gronlund.

In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, I answer a listener question about the narrators I choose to sometimes work with. After that, I talk about how I have never been much of a fan of puzzles and riddles, but why I chose to write a short story featuring both.

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Behind the Cut – Gerald’s Grail

June 11, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Left Side of Image: a cross section of a cut tree on grass. Text over the tree rings reads "Behind the Cut - The Not About Lumberjacks Companion.

Right Side of Image: A ceramic chalice full of Dungeons and Dragons dice. Dungeons and Dragons books, maps, miniatures, and more dice are spread across a table. In the background, a glass Mountain Dew bottle. Text reads: Gerald's Grail - Commentary By: Christopher Gronlund.

At 10,308 words, “Gerald’s Grail” is the longest Not About Lumberjacks story to date! (And will likely hold the record, ’cause DANG…that was quite a thing to edit!)

I’ll let you in on a little secret: “Gerald’s Grail” could easily be a novel. (And trust me, I’ve given it some thought.) But…it’s not the only Not About Lumberjacks story I’ve considered making longer.

In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest tale, I talk about other Not About Lumberjacks stories I could turn into longer works…if I weren’t so busy working on the show.

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Behind the Cut – Christmas Miscellany 5

December 31, 2021 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

It was a strange year, but also a productive year for Not About Lumberjacks.

As we close out 2021, some thoughts on the year that was…and some hopes for the year ahead…

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Behind the Cut – Calling Out of Time

August 12, 2021 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Left side of image: Rings of a cut tree in grass. Text on the tree rings reads: "Behind the Cut. The Not About Lumberjacks Companion."

Right side of image: A glowing phone booth on a quiet city street at night. Text: "Calling Out of Time. Commentary by: Christopher Gronlund."

“Calling Out of Time” started with a tweet. Without a random thing I saw on Twitter, it’s unlikely this story would exist.

Ideas are everywhere if you’re open to them, but it’s not as easy as picking them out of the air — it helps to know which ideas are worth working through vs. those best ignored.

While there is an effort involved in writing any story, ideas aren’t so hard when you know the one simple test I talk about in this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story…

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Behind the Cut – Geocached

November 29, 2020 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

In honor of five years of Not About Lumberjacks, this behind-the-scenes look is not the usual commentary about the latest episode. If you want to know how “Geocached” came to be, here’s the quick version:

My wife and I love hiking, but we’ve never gotten into geocaching. Still, it’s never lost on me the things we likely pass on our hikes. I jotted down a simple story idea in the file where I keep thoughts about future episodes:

A hobbyist begins finding strange items in geocaches.

The story was initially going to be part of the annual Christmas episode full of micro-fiction, but when I saw there was more to the story, I decided to make it this year’s anniversary issue. (With the 2020 election still lingering almost a month later, no one needed the humorous story about an election I planned to write anyway…)

Now you know!

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So, what is this episode of Behind the Cut about then?

It’s a Q&A from listeners of the show; specifically, these questions:

  • How did I come up with the name for the show?
  • How do I make and find sound effects…and know where to place them?
  • How do I plan to better promote Not About Lumberjacks in 2021?
  • What does my editing process look like?
  • How long does it take to produce an episode?
  • What fiction podcasts do I enjoy listening to…and what novels do I like reading?
  • Is it easier to do solo episodes or have guest narrators?

It was fun answering these questions — thank you to everyone who asked!

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If you’ve listened from the start, thank you for five years of caring about what I write.

If you’re new to the show, check out The Quick List for summaries of all the stories on the site.

I’m not about to run out of story ideas, so as long as there’s time, I plan to write, record, and release stories for years to come…

– Christopher

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Behind the Cut – The Cold of Summer

November 3, 2020 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Until the last minute, I didn’t like the latest story for Not About Lumberjacks. In this behind-the-scenes look at the episode, I discuss what was wrong, how I fixed things, and what I realized along the way…

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