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Behind the Cut – Pepper

July 25, 2020 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

My good friend, Curtis Hart, requested this episode. He wanted to know why sometimes I tease an episode…only to release it much later — sometimes even releasing multiple episodes before it.

He gets his answer in this behind-the-scenes look at what goes into an episode of Not About Lumberjacks.

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Behind the Cut – Christmas Cuts

January 21, 2019 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Christmas Cuts: Written by Christopher Gronlund.
Narrated by Cynthia Griffith, Patrick K. Walsh, and Christopher Gronlund.

Most stories you’ve listened to, here, are polished first drafts.

Especially where short stories are concerned, I do not subscribe to the notion that the first draft of everything is shit.

Some thoughts about that, and how it worked with the recent Christmas episode.

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Behind the Cut – Waking the Lumberjack

December 17, 2018 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Waking the Lumberjack is the first one-shot audiodrama I’ve done with multiple voice actors for Not About Lumberjacks. Anchoring the story is Tim Czarnecki, starring as the Narrator.

I sat down with Tim and chatted about what it was like narrating this story…

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Behind the Cut – Dear God (Ep. 022)

August 12, 2018 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Envelope addressed to God - Behind the Cut – Dear God (Ep. 022)“Dear God” is not the first story I wrote featuring gods; in fact, it’s not the first story I’ve written for Not About Lumberjacks featuring gods.

Gods are strange things to me. I’m a life-long atheist, but I love the storytelling opportunities gods of all kinds offer.

Also, I might just talk about how the Marvel Thor movies influenced this episode…and how they didn’t. (In many ways, an old Dungeons and Dragons rule book should probably get the most credit for the story.)

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Also, I mention a friend named Laura Lange in this episode.

It just-so-happens that the day I release this episode of Behind the Cut…that Laura released an episode of her show, The Peaceful Life Podcast, in which she and I talk about being bullied as children. We talk about a Not About Lumberjacks favorite story, “Purvis” — as well as Dungeons and Dragons and many other things.

Episode link is right here.

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Behind the Cut – Episode 20: 7 Stories

February 7, 2018 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

A red Christmas ornament -  Behind the Cut – Episode 20: 7 StoriesThe last episode was a bit of a departure, with seven bits of micro-fiction. The most fascinating thing was hearing which stories people loved most (“Vlad Stovepipe” won).

So…for this episode of Behind the Cut, a bit about each of the stories…

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Behind the Cut – Episode 19: The Hidebehind

December 11, 2017 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Behind the Cut – Episode 19: The HidebehindSomething a little different this time…

Because “The Hidebehind” was the first episode of Not About Lumberjacks with a male narrator other than me, I chat with Defender Radio’s Michael Howie about what it was like to work together on the story’s production.

It’s a glorious tale of friendship, creativity…and majestic beards!

(Also, you should totally follow Michael on Twitter and Instagram.)

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