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Bobo

January 22, 2017 by cpgronlund 6 Comments

Painted clown face - Not about Lumberjacks: "Bobo"A kid’s party clown comes to grips with what he’s become.

Content Advisory: Swearing. Mention of alcohol use. Bullying. Mention of attending a strip club. Childhood trauma brought on by a clown.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

The “Fuck You, Clown!” Drive-By Duo: Zane and Tim Czarnecki. (Because nothing says father and son moment better than swearing at a clown…)

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Behind the Cut – Episode 15: El Concusso

January 9, 2017 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Corner of a wrestling ring - Behind the Cut – Episode 15: El Concusso“El Concusso” is one of the few things I’ve written directly for somebody.

Here’s the story behind the story…

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El Concusso

December 18, 2016 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Corner of a wrestling ring - Not about Lumberjacks: El ConcussoA professional wrestler can’t remember who he is after hitting his head against the ringpost during a match in Mexico City.

Content Advisory: Cartoonish violence (professional wrestling) and a car accident resulting in hospitalization.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 13: Strange Audio

November 7, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Behind the Cut – Episode 13: Strange AudioThis time, I sit down and chat with Cynthia Griffith about recording an audio drama instead of a narrated work of prose.

It’s the longest episode of Behind the Cut, but it gives a good peek at the process behind putting an audio drama together.

And remember, in a few weeks it’s the next Not about Lumberjacks story. It was written for a special occasion: the one-year anniversary of the show!

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Strange Audio

October 23, 2016 by cpgronlund 6 Comments

Ghostly Image and Sound Wave - Not About Lumberjacks: Strange AudioIn honor of Halloween: a podcaster discovers some ghostly audio while editing an episode of his show…

Content Advisory: Swearing, crude humor, spouses arguing, an old ghost created by violent means (violence against a woman).

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story: Christopher Gronlund

Narration: Christopher Gronlund and Cynthia Griffith (Wife and all Ghosts)

Additional Voice Talent: Rick Coste (The Three-Step Dick and Ghosthunter #1), Rocky Westbrook (Ghosthunter #2), and Mary Salerno (Mom).

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Behind the Cut – Episode 8: The Weight of the World

June 19, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Globes - Behind the Cut – Episode 8: The Weight of the WorldSometimes the weight of everyday life catches up with you and, instead of posting the story you intended to post, you end up sharing something older.

Some thoughts about twists in stories, the rush of everyday life, and how sometimes the best defense against it all is simplicity.

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The Weight of the World

June 5, 2016 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Globes - Not About Lumberjacks Episode 8: The Weight of the WorldAn exhausted single father comes to grips with his children and dating issues during a visit to his psychologist.

Content Advisory: Swearing, parental expectations.

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Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 7: The Other Side

May 21, 2016 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Door opening, emitting light. "The Other Side, Written and Narrated by Christopher Gronlund"This episode of Behind the Cut ranks up there with the “Horus” episode (in which I interviewed Cynthia Griffith about narrating the story and tackling the voice of a parrot).

What makes this current story and look behind the story so special to me? I interviewed Mark Hosack, Shawn Kupfer, and Rick Coste about a strange request I made to them:

I know it’s short notice, but can you read these lines of orc dialogue and then grunt and laugh like an orc for the next episode of Not About Lumberjacks?

And they did.

But I also love this episode because it wasn’t until after writing and listening to “The Other Side” that I realized I had written a story about the death of childhood — while still showing that adulthood is not without its own charm.

If you only listen to this episode to hear three good friends grunt and howl, it’s worth it, but I hope you like the interviews and commentary as well.

And if you missed “The Other Side,” it can be heard right here.

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The Other Side

May 8, 2016 by cpgronlund 8 Comments

Glowing light from an opening door - The Other SideDaniel’s life was not going very well. Not only did his wife divorce him, but he was laid off from his job. With few cares about what would happen to him if caught, he breaks into his childhood home to see if something once in his bedroom closet is still there.

Content Advisory: Swearing, divorce, depression, fantasy violence, alcohol use, fantasy deaths, work/life struggles.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

Orcs: Rick Coste, Mark Hosack, Shawn Kupfer, and Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 6: Rabbit Eyes

April 25, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Closeup of a rabbit eye - Behind the Cut - Episode 6: Rabbit EyesFind out why “Rabbit Eyes” was written, and how this recording differs from the original manuscript.

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