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Rabbit Eyes

April 9, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Rabbit on the ground -- staring. Rabbit Eyes, written and narrated by Christopher GronlundThe owner of a software company becomes very uneasy when he discovers someone close to him is trying to control his mind.

Content Advisory: Swearing, manipulation, controlling relationship, deception, sex.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz , Chad Crouch, and Craig Kelman

Rabbit Photo: Serious Fun

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 4: Horus

February 27, 2016 by cpgronlund 3 Comments

African Grey Parrot - Behind the Cut - Episode 4: Horus“Horus” is the first short story I’ve written in at least half a decade. (My focus in recent years has been novel-length fiction.) To get back to short fiction, my motivation was simple: write a story for my wife. My wife is a fan of parrots, so a story about an unemployed writer who lands her dream job, but gets more than she bargained for in the form of an African grey parrot named Horus seemed like a good way to go. “Horus” is almost the most downloaded episode of Not About Lumberjacks. I like to think that’s because the story is good (I, and others, believe it is), but I think so much of the episode’s success was the result of having my wife, Cynthia Griffith, narrate the story. Cynthia’s narration was the highlight of the episode for so many people…so for this episode of Behind the Cut, I interviewed Cynthia about reading the story.

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Horus

February 15, 2016 by cpgronlund 12 Comments

African Grey Parrot - Horus. Narrated by Cynthia GriffithSarah Nelson is an unemployed writer trying to find her next gig while dealing with her overbearing mother. Her world changes the day she answers an ad as a writer’s assistant for a famous author.

With time to focus on her own writing and learn even more about the industry from her new mentor, everything seems perfect until the day Sarah gets more than she bargained for in the form of an African Grey parrot named Horus.

Content Advisory: Swearing, an overbearing mother, and two instances of death from natural causes.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch (aka Podington Bear)

African Grey Photo: BlondieB38

Story: Christopher Gronlund

Narration: Cynthia Griffith

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Mr. Knowitall

January 16, 2016 by cpgronlund 3 Comments

"Mr. Knowitall" - Hands around a glowing Magic 8 Ball toyJerry Hachard was destined for big things, but left his family fortune behind for a quiet life of adventure and travel. When his parents are killed in an accident and he returns to his hometown, he’s amazed to find only one thing left to him in his parents’ will: a plastic Magic 8 Ball.

Jerry’s brother got the family business, and his sister got the family fortune. The Magic 8 Ball seems like a strange thing to leave to the first child in the family. It’s only when Jerry’s life begins changing in dramatic ways that he understands the gift…and all that comes with it.

Content Advisory: Loneliness, swearing, family rivalry, family fistfight, parental death, gambling, hospitalization.

[A $0.99 e-book version of Mr. Knowitall is available in the Store.]

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch (aka Podington Bear)

Magic 8 Ball Photo: BarkBud

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Pride of the Red Card

December 17, 2015 by cpgronlund 2 Comments

Soccer goal in the fog: Pride of the Red CardA mechanic is happy to hear his son wants to sign up for football; that is, until he realizes what his son really means is soccer…

Content Advisory: Swearing, alcohol use (including a child drinking), smoking, shooting a gun, teasing, violence.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch (aka Podington Bear)

Soccer Goal Photo: Naphtali Marshall (Naphtali’s Personal Webpage)

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Filed Under: Episodes Tagged With: Humor, Literary, Pride of the Red Card

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