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Behind the Cut – Episode 16: Bobo

February 19, 2017 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Painted clown face - Behind the Cut – Episode 16: BoboAll but three little things are true in “Bobo.” Find out what those things are, why I quit clowning, and…how I measure success today.

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Bobo

January 22, 2017 by cpgronlund 6 Comments

Painted clown face - Not about Lumberjacks: "Bobo"A kid’s party clown comes to grips with what he’s become.

Content Advisory: Swearing. Mention of alcohol use. Bullying. Mention of attending a strip club. Childhood trauma brought on by a clown.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

The “Fuck You, Clown!” Drive-By Duo: Zane and Tim Czarnecki. (Because nothing says father and son moment better than swearing at a clown…)

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Behind the Cut – Episode 15: El Concusso

January 9, 2017 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Corner of a wrestling ring - Behind the Cut – Episode 15: El Concusso“El Concusso” is one of the few things I’ve written directly for somebody.

Here’s the story behind the story…

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El Concusso

December 18, 2016 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Corner of a wrestling ring - Not about Lumberjacks: El ConcussoA professional wrestler can’t remember who he is after hitting his head against the ringpost during a match in Mexico City.

Content Advisory: Cartoonish violence (professional wrestling) and a car accident resulting in hospitalization.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 14: The Art of the Lumberjack

December 4, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Light in the forest - Behind the Cut – Episode 14: The Art of the LumberjackA real book inspired “The Art of the Lumberjack.” That book? The Sport of Falconry.

According to the inscription, the book was given to me by my father on January 11, 1975.

This four-and-a-half minute episode is about how a book I’ve had for 41 years led to one of the best short stories I’ve ever written…

To Christopher Peter Gronlund. From his father on 1-11-75. Some day if you have the time, read this book son. I just never had the time. I always knew how, and I didn't need this book. Look for the signs along the way son, always be careful, and try not to get hurt.

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The Art of the Lumberjack

November 19, 2016 by cpgronlund 4 Comments

Light through Trees - "The Art of the Lumberjack"A year ago, I posted the first Not about Lumberjacks story. In honor of the show’s anniversary, I keep with tradition and refuse to even mention those foul-mouthed tree droppers!

When Erik Nilsson has a minor heart attack and is told to take some forced time off of work to recuperate, he finally reads a book left to him by his father much earlier in life. What he finds hidden among the pages changes him forever…

Content Advisory: Mention of suicide by shotgun. Overbearing parent (mother). Protagonist dealing with a medical issue (a minor heart attack).

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Broke for Free

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 13: Strange Audio

November 7, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Behind the Cut – Episode 13: Strange AudioThis time, I sit down and chat with Cynthia Griffith about recording an audio drama instead of a narrated work of prose.

It’s the longest episode of Behind the Cut, but it gives a good peek at the process behind putting an audio drama together.

And remember, in a few weeks it’s the next Not about Lumberjacks story. It was written for a special occasion: the one-year anniversary of the show!

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Behind the Cut – Episode 11: Shadow Dancers

September 11, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Shadows - Behind the Cut – Episode 11: Shadow DancersAs far as I can remember, “Shadow Dancers” was the first story I wrote around the time I was 20 and decided to make writing a serious pursuit.

I talk about those early days of writing and how this is one of the few stories my father read before he died. He wasn’t keen on the idea of my giving up studying biology to write, but this story changed his mind.

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Shadow Dancers

August 27, 2016 by cpgronlund 3 Comments

Shadows - Not About Lumberjacks: Shadow DancersFind out what happens when four boys figure out how to separate their shadows from their bodies…

[All Ages]

Content Advisory: I suppose some people might not be down with kids doing magic…

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Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 10: Fly Me to the Moon

August 14, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

The Moon - Behind the Cut – Episode 10: Fly Me to the MoonFly Me to the Moon came about in an old writing group. Find out how three basic elements led to the story…and how different it was from other stories composed of the same pieces.

(Also, find out how Mad Man Morgan got his name…)

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