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Behind the Cut – The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr

April 5, 2026 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Left Side of Image: A cross section of a cut tree against grass. Text reads "Behind the Cut - The Not About Lumberjacks Companion." Right Side of Image: A flame over a static-like red pattern over a quilt. Text reads: The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr - Commentary by: Christopher Gronlund.

In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, “The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr,” I talk about being an atheist who sometimes writes stories featuring religion — usually, Christianity.

As always, this commentary contains spoilers from the episode, so you might want to listen to “The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr” first.

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The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr

March 15, 2026 by cpgronlund 2 Comments

A static-like red, pink, and black pattern superimposed over a quilt pattern. In the center, a flame.

Text reads: The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr. Written and Narrated by: Christopher Gronlund.

A group of older women in a quilting circle unwillingly summon Satan through their latest project’s design.

Content Advisory: “The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr” deals with summoning Satan to our plane of existence, so of course there’s mention of ancient cults, magic, and other paranormal things. While the violence in the story is mostly comedic, there is a fairly grisly scene not necessarily played for laughs. (But it is still kinda funny.) I also threw in trespassing, auto theft, property destruction, and passing mention of infidelity to round things out. And, of course, there’s swearing.

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Credits:

Music: Theme – Ergo Phizmiz. Story – Ludwig Moulin, licensed through Epidemic Sound.

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund.

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