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The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr

March 15, 2026 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

A static-like red, pink, and black pattern superimposed over a quilt pattern. In the center, a flame.

Text reads: The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr. Written and Narrated by: Christopher Gronlund.

A group of older women in a quilting circle unwillingly summon Satan through their latest project’s design.

Content Advisory: “The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr” deals with summoning Satan to our plane of existence, so of course there’s mention of ancient cults, magic, and other paranormal things. While the violence in the story is mostly comedic, there is a fairly grisly scene not necessarily played for laughs. (But it is still kinda funny.) I also threw in trespassing, auto theft, property destruction, and passing mention of infidelity to round things out. And, of course, there’s swearing.

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Credits:

Music: Theme – Ergo Phizmiz. Story – Ludwig Moulin, licensed through Epidemic Sound.

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund.

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