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Chapter 18 – Of Half-Buried Cadillacs and Fully Possessed Chihuahuas

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

The O’Briens begin the day in the Texas Panhandle, at Cadillac Ranch. After a stop in New Mexico to look at rattlesnakes, Lucky’s true nature is revealed.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 17 – A Visit From Bubba

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Mary’s worst fears are realized during a stop at a campground in Texas.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 16 – The Patron Saint of Bingo

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

With only $5 to their name, the O’Briens hit a bingo hall in the hope that Mary can turn $5 into something more.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 15 – The Writing on the Wall

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Is Lucky alive or dead? What happens when the O’Briens make a stop at Stuckey’s? And more important: what happens after the Stuckey’s stop?

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 14 – Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

The O’Briens visit Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial, where something really bad happens to Lucky.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 13 – Swelling Itching Brain

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

When Michael’s put in charge of caring for Lucky, things go very wrong and Mary becomes very angry! Fortunately, there’s a moment of peace between the morning mayhem and arriving at Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 12 – Midnight Run

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Michael wakes up to something moving outside the tent, and the Inferno gets Michael alone…

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Buy the Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors e-book here.

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Chapter 11 – Graceland

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Lucky launches his most blatant attack against Michael yet, and the O’Briens visit Elvis Presley’s Graceland. There, Mary’s life is changed forever.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 10 – Lost Deep Down in the Belly of the Earth

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Lucky taunts Michael again, and the twins go missing inside Mammoth Cave. When all’s back to normal, the O’Brien’s belch and fight around the campfire.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

Episode Transcript >>

Buy the Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors e-book here.

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Chapter 9 – Big Dick’s Breakfast Revival

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

The owners of the campground invite the O’Briens to breakfast, where a creepy prayer and an amorous Lucky send Michael to the bathroom for an escape from the madness. There, Michael finds something beneath the sink that makes him wish he stayed at the table.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

Episode Transcript >>

Bu Buy the Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors e-book here.

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Filed Under: hcwwpd

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