All but three little things are true in “Bobo.” Find out what those things are, why I quit clowning, and…how I measure success today.
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Be mighty, and keep your axes sharp!
All but three little things are true in “Bobo.” Find out what those things are, why I quit clowning, and…how I measure success today.
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A kid’s party clown comes to grips with what he’s become.
Content Advisory: Swearing. Mention of alcohol use. Bullying. Mention of attending a strip club. Childhood trauma brought on by a clown.
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Credits:
Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch
Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund
The “Fuck You, Clown!” Drive-By Duo: Zane and Tim Czarnecki. (Because nothing says father and son moment better than swearing at a clown…)
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“El Concusso” is one of the few things I’ve written directly for somebody.
Here’s the story behind the story…
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A professional wrestler can’t remember who he is after hitting his head against the ringpost during a match in Mexico City.
Content Advisory: Cartoonish violence (professional wrestling) and a car accident resulting in hospitalization.
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Credits:
Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch
Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund
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A real book inspired “The Art of the Lumberjack.” That book? The Sport of Falconry.
According to the inscription, the book was given to me by my father on January 11, 1975.
This four-and-a-half minute episode is about how a book I’ve had for 41 years led to one of the best short stories I’ve ever written…
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A year ago, I posted the first Not about Lumberjacks story. In honor of the show’s anniversary, I keep with tradition and refuse to even mention those foul-mouthed tree droppers!
When Erik Nilsson has a minor heart attack and is told to take some forced time off of work to recuperate, he finally reads a book left to him by his father much earlier in life. What he finds hidden among the pages changes him forever…
Content Advisory: Mention of suicide by shotgun. Overbearing parent (mother). Protagonist dealing with a medical issue (a minor heart attack).
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Credits:
Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Broke for Free
Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund
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One year ago today, I posted “Gutterball” on this site.
This weekend, I will post the 14th short story, here — a new story entitled “The Art of the Lumberjack.”
I planned to write only a couple new stories in the first year of Not about Lumberjacks, but I ended up writing more. The list:
One can argue that “Pride of the Red Card” was also new — it’s a mostly fictional monologue based on a couple essays.
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I started Not about Lumberjacks because I’d drifted away from short fiction. Last year, I wrote more short fiction than planned because I left myself no other option.
I knew by starting this show that I’d have to do the work. So…
Thank you to everyone who’s listened to or shared the show with others. It’s not uncommon to put 20-40 hours into an episode, so it means so much to me that people enjoy what I’m doing.
Here’s to another year!
This time, I sit down and chat with Cynthia Griffith about recording an audio drama instead of a narrated work of prose.
It’s the longest episode of Behind the Cut, but it gives a good peek at the process behind putting an audio drama together.
And remember, in a few weeks it’s the next Not about Lumberjacks story. It was written for a special occasion: the one-year anniversary of the show!
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In honor of Halloween: a podcaster discovers some ghostly audio while editing an episode of his show…
Content Advisory: Swearing, crude humor, spouses arguing, an old ghost created by violent means (violence against a woman).
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Credits:
Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch
Story: Christopher Gronlund
Narration: Christopher Gronlund and Cynthia Griffith (Wife and all Ghosts)
Additional Voice Talent: Rick Coste (The Three-Step Dick and Ghosthunter #1), Rocky Westbrook (Ghosthunter #2), and Mary Salerno (Mom).
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It should be more than clear with Not about Lumberjacks that I’m a big fan of short stories. I started the show almost a year ago to force me to return to writing short stories. What you may not know is that short stories were my way into more serious fiction.
As a kid, I read Ray Bradbury’s collection, The Golden Apples of the Sun and devoured Stephen King’s short stories. But it was The Stories of John Cheever that was my first exposure to literary fiction. So I enjoyed reading Junot Diaz’s introduction to The Best American Short Stories 2016.
Some gems from the piece, but really…read it yourself:
I love the form’s spooky effects, how in contradistinction to the novel, which gains its majesty from its expansiveness, from its size, the short story’s colossal power extends from its brevity and restraint.
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This is a form that is unforgiving as fuck, and demands from its acolytes unnerving levels of exactitude. A novel, after all, can absorb a whole lot of slackness and slapdash and still kick massive ass, but a short story can unravel over a pair of injudicious sentences. And while novels can dawdle for chapters before sparking into brilliance, the short story needs to be about its business from its opening line.
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To me this form captures better than any other what it is to be human—the brevity of our moments, the cruel irrevocability when those times places and people we hold the most dear slip through our fingers.
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It dawned on me finally that this was no intermediate form, a step en route to the novel, but an extraordinary tradition in its own right, not easily mastered but rich in rewards.
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Those rewards are wonderful. I have experienced more pride and received more praise from stories sometimes written in a matter of days than I have from novels that took me years to write. You might be quick to think that exuberance comes from being able to read (or listen to) a story in a sitting; whereas a novel requires more time and attention. But I don’t think it’s necessarily that…although time is a factor. Short stories hit on something visceral in an instant, while novels require time. Obviously, one is not better than the other, and the rules that bind them become a bit flexible once mastered. Still, you can get away with certain things in short fiction that you often cannot in novels.
One person who loved “Horus” said, were it a novel, that they would have wanted a detailed explanation of how a parrot can talk like a human and live for centuries. There is a built-in willing suspension of disbelief in the short story, though, and “Horus” is a story that made more than a few hardened individuals cry because they quickly accepted the premise. Perhaps at novel length it would have the same effect, but we are a society that looks for cracks. Novels are more of an investment, and if a person invests days with a story (rather than minutes or hours), they often want a bit more explanation than they are willing to accept as part of the form in a short story.
None of this is to say that writing short stories is easier than writing novels. Many writers fear short stories because, while they allow for a certain bit of misdirection, they are everything laid open for all to see. There’s no room for pages of beautiful prose just for the sake of beautiful prose. Not that brevity is the main strength of a short story, but one must get to the point a bit quicker when writing short fiction. And because of that, it’s like performing a difficult, exposed routine on a high wire.
Novels cover the ground, with roots running deep into everything — a solid mass of a thing that seems immovable when done well. But a short story is not anchored in the same manner, even though — when done well — they can carry just as much weight.
It’s not easy to do, but it’s definitely worth the pursuit!