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A Year Without Lumberjacks

November 17, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Trail Through Forest - "Year One. No Lumberjacks Here..."One year ago today, I posted “Gutterball” on this site.

This weekend, I will post the 14th short story, here — a new story entitled “The Art of the Lumberjack.”

I planned to write only a couple new stories in the first year of Not about Lumberjacks, but I ended up writing more. The list:

  • “Horus” – A writer’s assistant seems to find the perfect job, until she gets more than she bargained for with an African grey parrot named Horus. (A fan fave!)
  • “The Other Side” – A recently divorced, unemployed man breaks into his childhood home to see if a magic portal to another realm in his closet is still there.
  • “Standstill” – At 18, Maddy’s grandfather gave her a pocket watch that does more than just tell time. 18 years later, she finally uses it, getting much more than she bargained for.
  • “Purvis” – In 1984, a Dungeon Master struggles with keeping the few friendships he has together, all while dealing with a vicious bully. (My personal favorite!)
  • “Strange Audio” – A genuine audio drama in which a podcaster hears strange voices while editing a show.
  • “The Art of the Lumberjack” – A workaholic finds something in a book left to him by his deceased father that changes his life forever.

One can argue that “Pride of the Red Card” was also new — it’s a mostly fictional monologue based on a couple essays.

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I started Not about Lumberjacks because I’d drifted away from short fiction. Last year, I wrote more short fiction than planned because I left myself no other option.

I knew by starting this show that I’d have to do the work. So…

Thank you to everyone who’s listened to or shared the show with others. It’s not uncommon to put 20-40 hours into an episode, so it means so much to me that people enjoy what I’m doing.

Here’s to another year!

Filed Under: Blog Tagged With: Inspiration

Behind the Cut – Episode 13: Strange Audio

November 7, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Behind the Cut – Episode 13: Strange AudioThis time, I sit down and chat with Cynthia Griffith about recording an audio drama instead of a narrated work of prose.

It’s the longest episode of Behind the Cut, but it gives a good peek at the process behind putting an audio drama together.

And remember, in a few weeks it’s the next Not about Lumberjacks story. It was written for a special occasion: the one-year anniversary of the show!

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Strange Audio

October 23, 2016 by cpgronlund 6 Comments

Ghostly Image and Sound Wave - Not About Lumberjacks: Strange AudioIn honor of Halloween: a podcaster discovers some ghostly audio while editing an episode of his show…

Content Advisory: Swearing, crude humor, spouses arguing, an old ghost created by violent means (violence against a woman).

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story: Christopher Gronlund

Narration: Christopher Gronlund and Cynthia Griffith (Wife and all Ghosts)

Additional Voice Talent: Rick Coste (The Three-Step Dick and Ghosthunter #1), Rocky Westbrook (Ghosthunter #2), and Mary Salerno (Mom).

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Why I Love Short Stories

October 11, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Short tree stumpIt should be more than clear with Not about Lumberjacks that I’m a big fan of short stories. I started the show almost a year ago to force me to return to writing short stories. What you may not know is that short stories were my way into more serious fiction.

As a kid, I read Ray Bradbury’s collection, The Golden Apples of the Sun and devoured Stephen King’s short stories. But it was The Stories of John Cheever that was my first exposure to literary fiction. So I enjoyed reading Junot Diaz’s introduction to The Best American Short Stories 2016.

Some gems from the piece, but really…read it yourself:

I love the form’s spooky effects, how in contradistinction to the novel, which gains its majesty from its expansiveness, from its size, the short story’s colossal power extends from its brevity and restraint.

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This is a form that is unforgiving as fuck, and demands from its acolytes unnerving levels of exactitude. A novel, after all, can absorb a whole lot of slackness and slapdash and still kick massive ass, but a short story can unravel over a pair of injudicious sentences. And while novels can dawdle for chapters before sparking into brilliance, the short story needs to be about its business from its opening line.

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To me this form captures better than any other what it is to be human—the brevity of our moments, the cruel irrevocability when those times places and people we hold the most dear slip through our fingers.

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It dawned on me finally that this was no intermediate form, a step en route to the novel, but an extraordinary tradition in its own right, not easily mastered but rich in rewards.

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Those rewards are wonderful. I have experienced more pride and received more praise from stories sometimes written in a matter of days than I have from novels that took me years to write. You might be quick to think that exuberance comes from being able to read (or listen to) a story in a sitting; whereas a novel requires more time and attention. But I don’t think it’s necessarily that…although time is a factor. Short stories hit on something visceral in an instant, while novels require time. Obviously, one is not better than the other, and the rules that bind them become a bit flexible once mastered. Still, you can get away with certain things in short fiction that you often cannot in novels.

One person who loved “Horus” said, were it a novel, that they would have wanted a detailed explanation of how a parrot can talk like a human and live for centuries. There is a built-in willing suspension of disbelief in the short story, though, and “Horus” is a story that made more than a few hardened individuals cry because they quickly accepted the premise. Perhaps at novel length it would have the same effect, but we are a society that looks for cracks. Novels are more of an investment, and if a person invests days with a story (rather than minutes or hours), they often want a bit more explanation than they are willing to accept as part of the form in a short story.

None of this is to say that writing short stories is easier than writing novels. Many writers fear short stories because, while they allow for a certain bit of misdirection, they are everything laid open for all to see. There’s no room for pages of beautiful prose just for the sake of beautiful prose. Not that brevity is the main strength of a short story, but one must get to the point a bit quicker when writing short fiction. And because of that, it’s like performing a difficult, exposed routine on a high wire.

Novels cover the ground, with roots running deep into everything — a solid mass of a thing that seems immovable when done well. But a short story is not anchored in the same manner, even though — when done well — they can carry just as much weight.

It’s not easy to do, but it’s definitely worth the pursuit!

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Behind the Cut – Episode 12: Purvis

October 8, 2016 by cpgronlund 3 Comments

Dungeons and Dragons dice - Behind the Cut – Episode 12: PurvisIf you listened to “Purvis,” it’s probably clear that I spent a lot of time when I was younger playing Dungeons and Dragons and being picked on.

If you’ve not listened to “Purvis,” I suggest you listen to the story first because there are some big spoilers in this behind-the-scenes look at the story.

But this is not wholly about what it was to be bullied — it’s also a celebration of a game that saved my life and made me the person I am today.

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Purvis

September 22, 2016 by cpgronlund 9 Comments

Dungeons and Dragons dice - "Purvis"In 1984, a Dungeon Master struggles with keeping the few friendships he has together, all while dealing with a vicious bully. When Dungeons and Dragons is your only reprieve from the cruelties of life, the game becomes much more than recreation: it becomes a place of salvation.

Content Advisory: This story is rough. It contains swearing, alcoholism, child abuse, teasing, bullying, obsession, depression, misogyny, violence (classroom fighting and a brutal fight at the end), and the death of the protagonist.

It is also my favorite ending of anything I’ve ever written.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 11: Shadow Dancers

September 11, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Shadows - Behind the Cut – Episode 11: Shadow DancersAs far as I can remember, “Shadow Dancers” was the first story I wrote around the time I was 20 and decided to make writing a serious pursuit.

I talk about those early days of writing and how this is one of the few stories my father read before he died. He wasn’t keen on the idea of my giving up studying biology to write, but this story changed his mind.

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These Are NOT Lumberjacks

August 29, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

That is NOT a Finnish Lumberjack!I would never share a video about lumberjacks. In fact, this entire website is the antithesis of all things lumberjack.

So…

Behold, the art of Finnish log paddling.

Filed Under: Blog Tagged With: Lumberjacks

Shadow Dancers

August 27, 2016 by cpgronlund 3 Comments

Shadows - Not About Lumberjacks: Shadow DancersFind out what happens when four boys figure out how to separate their shadows from their bodies…

[All Ages]

Content Advisory: I suppose some people might not be down with kids doing magic…

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Axe Skills (Part 1)

August 18, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Wood pileKeeping true to the spirit of the site, the following is not about lumberjacks.

http://www.canoekayak.com/skills/lessons-from-the-trail-chop-firewood/#chQQISUG9glidIyl.97

Seriously — were this about lumberjacks, travel down river would be on a log flow and not in a canoe.

There is no beard matted with maple syrup, and no red flannel to be seen.

Just good axe skills for your next camping adventure…

 

Filed Under: Blog Tagged With: Axe Skills, Camping

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