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Ideas Into Stories: Creating a Fiction Podcast

June 24, 2016 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Audio Mixer: "Ideas Into Stories - Creating a Fiction Podcast"On June 7, 2016, I gave a talk to the Podcast Dallas Meetup about podcasting fiction.

If you come here for the stories and this doesn’t sound like your kind of thing, I understand. But if you’ve wondered what all goes into creating an episode of Not About Lumberjacks, this is a little peek behind the curtain.

I’m making the talk available as an audio file for those on the go, but if you’d like to hear the talk while also looking at the accompanying slides, here it is:

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Filed Under: Episodes Tagged With: Inspiration, Presentation, Public Speaking

Behind the Cut – Episode 8: The Weight of the World

June 19, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Globes - Behind the Cut – Episode 8: The Weight of the WorldSometimes the weight of everyday life catches up with you and, instead of posting the story you intended to post, you end up sharing something older.

Some thoughts about twists in stories, the rush of everyday life, and how sometimes the best defense against it all is simplicity.

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It’s Not a Lonely Road (It Just Feels That Way Sometimes)

June 12, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Hitch hiker on a tree-lined road.On June 7, I gave a talk to the Podcast Dallas Meetup group about podcasting fiction. I shoot for a talk a year at the group because I’m happy we have a local podcast community that can sustain monthly meetups. But I also like the group because, at times, podcasting can feel like you’re standing on the side of the road with your thumb out, hoping to get someone’s attention.

One of the points I made in Tuesday’s talk was the importance to ask yourself what you’ll do if nobody shows up…if you launch a show and only 10 people listen? I mentioned this because it’s always a possibility, but also because I think it’s a good way to be sure you’re doing the show that’s most important to you. If you’ll do it no matter what, that’s the show you should be doing!

Man standing before a row of empty chairs.

The People You Meet Along the Road

I’ve never hitchhiked, but I’ve picked up my fair share of hitchhikers (including a guy who was convinced he was The Nanotech Christ — who wanted me to drive him up near the Red River for his “final battle”). While I’ve not picked up a hitchhiker since meeting my wife in 1992, I’m glad I got to meet interesting people on the road.

In much the same way, I’m glad I made the decision to release my first show 6 years ago because I’ve met some great people along the way. One of those people is Rick Coste.

A Bit about Rick

Rick is one of the main reasons I started Not About Lumberjacks. I loved the quality of his old show, Evolution Talk, and vowed to focus on a show with solid production values. In turn, Not About Lumberjacks hit Rick in such a way that he put Evolution Talk aside and started The Behemoth. He enjoyed that so much that he has a new show called Scotch coming in July. (And he’s already working on another audio mini series that he’ll launch in November!)

During my talk to the Podcast Dallas group, shortly after the slide about what you would do if nobody really showed up, I shared this slide:

Rick Coste's The Behemoth shares a highlighted iTunes spot with some of the biggest podcasts out there.

That’s Rick’s show, The Behemoth, highlighted right next to some of the biggest shows out there. (Not just in the audio fiction category — but all podcasts.) I’m happy it was highlighted because I’m happy to see a friend get attention for their efforts, but also because it made the point I mentioned in my talk: What will you do if no one shows up?

If Nobody Shows Up…

Rick and I chat frequently in email — and when he planned to set Evolution Talk aside, he asked me what I thought. I told him that I’d miss Evolution Talk, but that it seemed like he really wanted to tell stories. I mentioned that if I had a Patreon following that was paying for an existing show like his that it would be hard for me to stop that for something new. I even ran the, “What would you do if nobody showed up…” question by him.

Rick’s answer:

I’ll do the 20 episodes that make up The Behemoth no matter what…

That matters so much.

It’s Well Worth the Trip

Putting together a fiction show is definitely a challenge. It can be time consuming (I think I put 30 hours into this episode). Once you start, you need to finish (you can’t stop an ongoing story like you can a weekly show about random things). And you do all this knowing that no one may show up and listen.

It’s not the logical choice of show to produce.

But you do it because it’s worth it.

If you’re lucky, you meet some great people along the way. As you’ve seen, it’s also possible to slowly build toward getting some attention.

But even if none of those things happen, you’ve still made a complete thing.

I can think of worse things in life than that.

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The Weight of the World

June 5, 2016 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Globes - Not About Lumberjacks Episode 8: The Weight of the WorldAn exhausted single father comes to grips with his children and dating issues during a visit to his psychologist.

Content Advisory: Swearing, parental expectations.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 7: The Other Side

May 21, 2016 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Door opening, emitting light. "The Other Side, Written and Narrated by Christopher Gronlund"This episode of Behind the Cut ranks up there with the “Horus” episode (in which I interviewed Cynthia Griffith about narrating the story and tackling the voice of a parrot).

What makes this current story and look behind the story so special to me? I interviewed Mark Hosack, Shawn Kupfer, and Rick Coste about a strange request I made to them:

I know it’s short notice, but can you read these lines of orc dialogue and then grunt and laugh like an orc for the next episode of Not About Lumberjacks?

And they did.

But I also love this episode because it wasn’t until after writing and listening to “The Other Side” that I realized I had written a story about the death of childhood — while still showing that adulthood is not without its own charm.

If you only listen to this episode to hear three good friends grunt and howl, it’s worth it, but I hope you like the interviews and commentary as well.

And if you missed “The Other Side,” it can be heard right here.

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The Other Side

May 8, 2016 by cpgronlund 8 Comments

Glowing light from an opening door - The Other SideDaniel’s life was not going very well. Not only did his wife divorce him, but he was laid off from his job. With few cares about what would happen to him if caught, he breaks into his childhood home to see if something once in his bedroom closet is still there.

Content Advisory: Swearing, divorce, depression, fantasy violence, alcohol use, fantasy deaths, work/life struggles.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz and Chad Crouch

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

Orcs: Rick Coste, Mark Hosack, Shawn Kupfer, and Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 6: Rabbit Eyes

April 25, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Closeup of a rabbit eye - Behind the Cut - Episode 6: Rabbit EyesFind out why “Rabbit Eyes” was written, and how this recording differs from the original manuscript.

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A Magic Life

April 21, 2016 by cpgronlund 2 Comments

A Magic Life (Written by Christopher Gronlund and Narrated by Cynthia Griffith)While Not About Lumberjacks exists to share my short fiction, behind the scenes I’m always working on bigger things. I’m currently working on the second draft of a novel called A Magic Life.

A Magic Life is about a girl born in the circus in the 1920s and her rise to fame as a magician in the 40s and 50s.

Cynthia Griffith, who edited Episode 4 of Not About Lumberjacks — fan-favorite “Horus” — narrated the first chapter of A Magic Life.

To give you a taste of something bigger, I thought it would be fun to share the first chapter here.

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Rabbit Eyes

April 9, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Rabbit on the ground -- staring. Rabbit Eyes, written and narrated by Christopher GronlundThe owner of a software company becomes very uneasy when he discovers someone close to him is trying to control his mind.

Content Advisory: Swearing, manipulation, controlling relationship, deception, sex.

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Credits:

Music: Ergo Phizmiz , Chad Crouch, and Craig Kelman

Rabbit Photo: Serious Fun

Story and Narration: Christopher Gronlund

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Behind the Cut – Episode 5: Looking for Dogs

March 26, 2016 by cpgronlund Leave a Comment

Green field and tree - Behind the Cut - Episode 5: Looking For DogsIn this behind-the-scenes look at the latest episode of Not About Lumberjacks, I talk about the real-life events that became the basis for the story — and how it was developed from there.

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Filed Under: Behind the Cut, Episodes Tagged With: Literary, Looking for Dogs

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