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Chapter 15 – The Writing on the Wall

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Is Lucky alive or dead? What happens when the O’Briens make a stop at Stuckey’s? And more important: what happens after the Stuckey’s stop?

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 14 – Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

The O’Briens visit Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial, where something really bad happens to Lucky.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 13 – Swelling Itching Brain

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

When Michael’s put in charge of caring for Lucky, things go very wrong and Mary becomes very angry! Fortunately, there’s a moment of peace between the morning mayhem and arriving at Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 12 – Midnight Run

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Michael wakes up to something moving outside the tent, and the Inferno gets Michael alone…

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 11 – Graceland

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Lucky launches his most blatant attack against Michael yet, and the O’Briens visit Elvis Presley’s Graceland. There, Mary’s life is changed forever.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 10 – Lost Deep Down in the Belly of the Earth

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Lucky taunts Michael again, and the twins go missing inside Mammoth Cave. When all’s back to normal, the O’Brien’s belch and fight around the campfire.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 9 – Big Dick’s Breakfast Revival

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

The owners of the campground invite the O’Briens to breakfast, where a creepy prayer and an amorous Lucky send Michael to the bathroom for an escape from the madness. There, Michael finds something beneath the sink that makes him wish he stayed at the table.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 8 – A Breath of Fresh Air

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

A stop at a campsite results in Mary and Margie fighting over June’s ashes. After Michael tells James about Lucky’s possession, the Inferno launches its most vicious attack against Michael yet.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 7 – Ring of Fire

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

Back on the road, the Inferno shows its true nature, Lucky’s transformation takes another wicked turn, and Michael becomes a firefighter.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Chapter 6 – Fried Squirrels and “Buttermilk”

January 16, 2022 by cpgronlund 1 Comment

When the O’Briens stop in the hills of West Virginia to pick up Aunt Margie, James spends time with Michael’s uncle, Otis, while Michael is forced to hang out with his creepy cousin, Daryl. It’s an up-close look at the crooked branch of Michael’s family tree.

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Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors is likely to contain any combination of the following:

Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

This chapter is particularly cruel by design. Yes, it’s meant to get the cheapest of laughs at the expense of others, but there’s also a reason for its cruelty near the end. A branch of my own family comes out of the hills, and while I see humor in some of my relatives, I’ve also seen the effects of poverty, isolation from others, and working for companies that do not care about the people doing the hardest work.

With that in mind, onward…

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