Lucky taunts Michael again, and the twins go missing inside Mammoth Cave. When all’s back to normal, the O’Brien’s belch and fight around the campfire.

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Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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The owners of the campground invite the O’Briens to breakfast, where a creepy prayer and an amorous Lucky send Michael to the bathroom for an escape from the madness. There, Michael finds something beneath the sink that makes him wish he stayed at the table.

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A stop at a campsite results in Mary and Margie fighting over June’s ashes. After Michael tells James about Lucky’s possession, the Inferno launches its most vicious attack against Michael yet.

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Back on the road, the Inferno shows its true nature, Lucky’s transformation takes another wicked turn, and Michael becomes a firefighter.

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Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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When the O’Briens stop in the hills of West Virginia to pick up Aunt Margie, James spends time with Michael’s uncle, Otis, while Michael is forced to hang out with his creepy cousin, Daryl. It’s an up-close look at the crooked branch of Michael’s family tree.

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Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

This chapter is particularly cruel by design. Yes, it’s meant to get the cheapest of laughs at the expense of others, but there’s also a reason for its cruelty near the end. A branch of my own family comes out of the hills, and while I see humor in some of my relatives, I’ve also seen the effects of poverty, isolation from others, and working for companies that do not care about the people doing the hardest work.

With that in mind, onward…

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As the O’Briens pull into Aunt Margie’s driveway and Michael gets his first glimpse of her house, he thinks about his family history and where it all went wrong.

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Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Finally on the road, the O’Briens’ trip to pick up Aunt Margie in West Virginia begins with an argument. Things only go downhill from there.

In spite of Michael’s attempts to have some fun on the trip, Michael faces attacks by Lucky, Olivia and Elvis, and even The Inferno. And that’s all before Mary forces the family to make a pit stop that results in a photo that haunts Michael to this very day…

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Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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The morning the O’Brien’s get ready to leave for their road trip to the Grand Canyon, everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.

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Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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Michael ponders what strange force has kept his parents together, while James and Michael’s mother, Mary, strike a series of deals regarding The Inferno and Mary’s pet Chihuahua, Lucky. Also witness the opening moves in the ongoing mental chess match that Michael plays with his evil younger siblings, Elvis and Olivia.

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Family arguing, violence, swearing, demons, religious imagery, atheism, gambling, smoking, and so much crude humor.

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When Michael O’Brien’s father, James, buys a new car just in time for the family vacation, he signs away more than his old ’74 Gremlin as a trade in.

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